THANK YOU VEGANS
HEE-HAWW! HEE-HAWW! HEE- HAWW! Bee-gans show wuv! Fanx you for fweeeing me fwom the gwoowing heaby stuff I cawwied awound my neckk, backk, and stomackk. I am so gwateful to be awive and my bodeee did not gib out. FANX YOU, FANX YOU, FANX YOU. I wuv you, Dainty
KWACK! KWACK! KWACK! You a widdle VEGAN child, aren’t you? You vewy patient wif us! You wet us walk all over you! We wike dat! Fank you so vewy much! Pwease stay here wonger, so we can pway wif you more! Fank you! Wuv, Dinky, Winky, and Binky
KHONCH! KHONCH! KHONCH! Fanks for comin’ to visit us! We just got fweed from a pen, bars, and concrete fwore today! We so xsited! Yu must be VEGANS! Yu don’t smell like cooked animal flesh! Fanks for fweein’ us! Khonch! Khonch! Khonch! Wuv, Minnie, Marcy, and Mandy
SHNH! SHNH! SHNH! Whank yu for kawing about wabbits! Yu don’t bahver owur paws! Yu know it is bad whuck to hurt a wabbit! Yu must be VEGAN! We wuv you, Hoppity and awl da ahver Hoppiters.
MAAA! MAAA! MAAAA! I haz a secwret to tell ya!. Ya gotta be VEGAN! Zhank ya fer not eaten’ gote mete and fer liken’ oghanic coke’nut milik. Me gote’s milik is meant for me babeeze. Maaannnkkk Ya, Maaaannkkk Ya, Maaaannkkk Ya, love and beeesssstttt, Mahvelous Millicent
BAAA! BAAA! BAAA! You such a sweet VEGAN wamie pie! You wouldn’t shave, hurt, or eat us! BAAANK YOU! BAAANK YOU! BAAANK YOU! Wif Sheepish Wuv, Francine and Fancie
GHHA! GHHA! GHHA! VEGANS galove to hug and kiss us! Gank you for pwotecten my bootifull antlers so no one steals dem for dehr fiwerpwace mantle! I galove you for carewing, Pwrincess
RSHEER! RSHEER! RSHEER! We’re almost extinct! We’re slow and live on land! VEGANS stop hunters from killing us! RShank you! We love you! Geraldine
CLUCK! CLUCK! CLUCK! That’s a big Veggie Nugget you holdin’ there! Glad it’s Veggie! You must be VEGAN! Thanks for choosin’ Veggie and savin’ this chicken! I’m mighty happy you eatin’ sumthin’ that grows from tha ground! That works for me! Clanks and love, Thelma
NEY! NEY! NEY! Ney more harnesses, races, or pullin’ buggies or other hard labor! Neyy body is goin’ to hurt us while VEGANS are runnin’ the race…that’s for sure! Love and Thanks VEGANS, Hortense
OOM! OOM! OOM! That’s Moo backwards! We’re still tryin’ to camouflage ourselves! Thanks VEGANS for pushin’ your Veggie Burgers, Veggie Ribs, and Veggie Roasts! You’re keepin’ us alive! My babies get my milk, cause you’re a VEGAN! WE LUV YOU, MOO THANX YOU! Nanette
BET YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA SAY WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! But I not! ARF! ARF! ARF! You is kind, rescuin’, and givin’ me a home! VEGAN, you’re the one that I luv, Charlotte