Hi; I’m Vegan; Hi; I’m Doc come travel with us as we journey around the world transforming every heart to live and be a vegan. Hop aboard as we inch everywhere on the planet from Albuquerque to Zanzibar. Grab your Vegan Bags and together we will make all the difference in the soon to be Whole Vegan World!!!
FISHIN’ FOR TRUTH
“DOC, is it true that baited fish and netted shellfish live short painful lives?” “VEGAN, any creature used for food is forced to give up its life. It is being hunted down, or factory farmed, and killed. People do not realize the price they are paying for eating dead animal flesh. If people are looking for substance, healthy foods like organic flax meal, legumes/beans, and grains are perfect foods for humans. There is no death or pain to anyone or anything. VEGAN, keep educating people the right way to eat and be healthy, so they can… “REEL IN” THE TRUTH !”
NEEDLE AND THREAD
“VEGAN, sure feels like it’s taking a long time to inch our way around the world! My feet and your wiggle are getting so tired and sore. We can’t stop until all animals are safe and free! Let’s stitch everyone’s mouth shut!” “DOC, that’s the best idea that ever came out of yours!”
ULTIMATE TRAIN RIDE
“DOC, your peel looks irritated; somethin’ eating at you?” “VEGAN, KINDER WORLD is the ULTIMATE TRAIN RIDE. We train people to shift from diets that are harming and killing them! Ultimately, this saves the animals. People who eat foods grown from the earth consume their ULTIMATE NATURAL diet! VEGAN, you live on an earth grown diet. You sure know how to take care of yourself and stay on track!”
SCOUT’S HONOR
“Hey, DOC, where ya going?” “VEGAN, I’ve been invited to visit the Eagle Scouts. They have a system of studies they have to perform in order to become an Eagle Scout. One of the tests they have to pass is SAVING A LIFE! Guess where we come in?” “Wow, DOC, this is really exciting. You will be teaching young people about being VEGAN and how we save hundreds of billions of animal lives every year. Nobody better to educate them.” “VEGAN, this is an honor for sure! SCOUT’S HONOR!”
THE MILKY WAY
“DOC, what in this world are you doing with that big banquet table?” “VEGAN, I am demoing samples of painless RICE MILK, OAT MILK, SOY MILK, ALMOND MILK, and any other plant milk. Vegans save exhausted and in pain momma cows from suffering. We have to save and protect our animals from the thoughtless selfish desire for money.” “DOC, the Earth spins in the Milky Way Galaxy. Getting people to drink plant milk, we will be living in the harmfree “Milky Way.” SAVE THE COWS AND MILK THE ALMONDS!!! Let’s drink to that!!!”
GRAVE CONCERN
“DOC, whatcha doin’ on this sunshiny day?” “VEGAN, sadly, it is not so sunny for these souls. This is a habit graveyard for people who ate dead animals. You know that saying, “what goes around, comes around.” I am laying out some flowers to keep the place from looking so mournful.” “DOC, Vegans around the world mourn the loss of people and animals everyday. When we return to eating plants, we delay trips to graveyards. Many are changing the way they think and eat, completely bypassing “habit graves.” Less worry and longer healthier stay outta the grave!”
STUCK
“DOC, what is that hideous looking stuff on that white plate? Doesn’t look like anything I would want to eat!” ”VEGAN, that was stuck in a human’s intestines and colon; dead consumed constipated animal flesh. Humans do not have enough acid to break it down; very common. We have to stop killing and eating animals to get unstuck?” “VEGAN, we have to shift to natural plant based eating, food paradise. That will unstick us!”
THE BOOKWORM
“DOC, look at these stacks of VEGAN LIFESTYLE books! People everywhere can learn more about being Vegan, inching through the process, healthy recipes, benefits, loving and caring about animals, who need our protection!” “VEGAN, that is the real story…the bookworm who inches us all to the same page.”
PRESTO CHANGO!
“DOC, when did you start performing magic?” “VEGAN, we gotta take dramatic steps to transform animal flesh eaters to vegans. When I say, ‘HAVE A HEART, GET A NEW START” and wave this wand, non – vegans become vegans instantly. It is so powerful! VEGAN, show them a picture of an animal being brutally destroyed for hamburger or nuggets. Send them to a slaughter house so they can see and hear the painful scared cries from the animals being killed. That’ll be all the magic necessary for a PRESTO CHANGO.” “DOC, that’s the best magic ever performed for sure.”
DOUBLE TALK
“DOC, did you say something? I didn’t see your mouth move” “VEGAN, I am becoming a ventriloquist. I throw my voice. No one knows it is me. I talk through animals begging for their lives. Who or what wants to give up its life? Time to put talk into action. Let’s scare everyone, be ghosts from beyond, and become the animal’s voices. So, how do you like that idea? VEGAN, your mouth isn’t moving, but I hear words.” “DOC, I learned ventriloquism when I was a couple of inches long. See the BE THEIR VOICE video. That’ll tell the story!”
FREE AT LAST
“DOC, check out our abundant garden! It didn’t take long to grow this!” “VEGAN, everyone needs to have their own vegetable garden. There is great pleasure in growing our own food; knowing it is chemical and pesticide free. We become more aware of what we are supposed to be eating. We quit killing and eating living beings. WHEN PEOPLE ARE HUNGRY THEY WILL EAT ANYTHING. LET’S MAKE CERTAIN IT IS PLANT BASED VEGGIES…LET’S STOP LIVING THE NIGHTMARE AND BE FREE TO LIVE THE DREAM!!!”
THINK GREEN
“DOC, new camera?” “VEGAN, this new camera takes pictures that are very vivid. We have new green environments for all creatures to roam free. Being vegan is being protective and maintaining a healthy world.” “VEGAN, thank goodness you keep inching your way around the planet teaching “green.” We can make sure the future life on the planet will be safe here forever…and THE FUTURE IS NOW!!!”
THE FALL AND RISE OF DOMINOS
“DOC, what’s with the Dominos?” “VEGAN, we have a new direction on Dominos. The ones falling backward represent the end of killing and eating animals. People don’t have a clue what they are doing. We have the awesome new era of VEGAN Dominos. These tiles stand up for love, kindness, and freedom.” “DOC! We can put the Clue game into action also. Let’s call it GET A CLUE…BECOME VEGAN AND YOU’RE THE WINNER!”
P’U STINKY
“DOC, what’s all that vapor in your laboratory?” “VEGAN, I had to invent a new product that would blast through dead animal flesh in people’s colons. It is a very powerful formula. It breaks down and flushes out old toxic black putrefaction that can make people very sick and even kill them. Not enough acid and enzymes and the toxic waste grows and grows. Let’s call it “EAT PLANTS – STAY ALIVE, OTHERWISE, YOU COULD _____!”
THE VEGAN HOKEY POKEY
“DOC, I know that dance!” “VEGAN, wiggle on over and join me! This is THE VEGAN HOKEY POKEY. Put your veggies in the pot; stir them all around; free the animals to their natural roaming ground; you do THE VEGAN HOKEY POKEY AND TURN YOUR LIFE AROUND – LET’S GO BACK TO OUR NATURAL VEGAN LIFE-STYLE; VEGAN’S WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT! YEAH!”
TIME FLIES
“DOC, animal clocks?” “VEGAN, these are set to the split second when the world returns to our natural VEGAN LIFE. No more torturing, killing, eating, wearing, and exploiting animals. Every living being will “FINALLY FLY FREE!”
PERFECT VISION
“DOC, when did you start wearing glasses?” “VEGAN, I just made these eyes of the future. Check them out!” “Wow, DOC, I see every animal roaming free. I see a healthy, loving, kind, compassionate planet. I see people eating plant foods, living in peace and harmony. I see sparkling clear water; clean fresh air; everyone singing and dancing in appreciation for this perfect world. DOC, keep inventing! How about individual home money making machines? Make sure everyone gets one!”
YOU MUST BE DREAMING
“DOC, it’s noon; you’re still asleep!” “VEGAN, this is the dream we have waited for! Billions of people letting go of their old unhealthy lives; living vegan, saving zillions of lives of animals. Is there a dream any greater?” “Move over DOC! I think it’s time for a noon nap. Can’t wait to share this dream!”
BRAINWASHED
“DOC, why all the bubbles?” ”VEGAN, a new formula for cleaning brains used to gobbling fast food; dead animal flesh on a bun; crispy fried animal nuggets, and gnawing baby animal bones. Time to scrub a dub dub heartless cruelty from old toxic brains! CLEAN AND CLEAR BRAIN WAVES!”
OUT OF THIS WORLD
“DOC, that is one fancy looking vehicle!” “VEGAN, Noah didn’t get to finish the job, so I am taking it to the next level. This space shuttle houses a thousand animals and has every comfort and convenience imaginable. It locates perfect planets where animals can roam harmfree; no humans to kill, eat, and wear them. Perfect food and special areas for elimination. Every need met for these innocent creatures. WE GOTTA SAVE THESE ANIMALS AT ANY EXPENSE AND WORK. You in?” “You betcha, DOC. You knew my answer before you even asked. Where’s the drill and bits; keep on buildin’!!!”
TONGUE TWISTER
“Doc, do you know about the Tongue Twister that rejects animal flesh?” “VEGAN, I invented this procedure. Watch. Curl the tongue backwards. Nothing can go in! Then the person says: NO ANIMAL FLESH FOREVER five times. Then GOODBYE ANIMAL EATING five times. Won’t be easy; but they sure can think and feel! Let’s send everyone to THINK & FEEL on the website! Now that’s a new twist!”