Hey Little Piggy; I’m your Bud.
I’m not gonna let
anybody hurt you, EVER…
Hey you big puppy!
We gotta
PROTECT EACH OTHER!
NOBODY’S
GONNA MAKE
BUFFALO WINGS OUT OF YOU!!!
I WON’T LET ‘EM
TAKE YOU TO THE AQUARIUM
I GOTCHU!
NO TANKS, NO BOWLS,
NO NETS, NO HOOKS!
THE KIDS ARE SETTIN’ US FREE!
THE CHILDREN
ARE GONNA SAVE THE WORLD
AND I’M ONE OF THEM!
I WOULDN’T RIDE YOU
AND HURT YOUR BACKS
FOR ANYTHING!
WHEN I YELL “HIDE,”
RUN FOR THE HOLES!
NO HUNTERS GETTIN’ US!
I’LL WATCH
AND MAKE SURE
NOBODY’S MEAN TO YOU!
DON’T WANT ‘EM TO STEAL US
FOR A CIRCUS OR A ZOO!
YOU STAY RIGHT HERE!
I WON’T LET ANYONE
CATCH YOU!
OUR ‘FEAVERS’ ARE FOR US!
PEOPLE GOTTA FIND SOMETHIN’
ELSE TO STUFF PILLOWS!
HI FRIEND, CHILDREN LOVE YOU!
ANTLERS BELONG ON YOUR HEADS,
NOT HANGIN’ ON WALLS!
WE’RE GIVIN’ THANKS!
WE AIN’T LANDIN’
ON NOBODY’S TABLE!
CHILDREN LOVE PLANT MILK!!!
WE GOT OUR MOOMIES MILK!!!
NOW EVERYBODY’S HAPPY!!!
WE’LL KEEP THE OCEAN!
THE FISHERMEN CAN SWIM
IN THE AQUARIUM!
Home! We ain’t leavin’ it!
Write us: 1111 JUNGLE LANE
FREEDOM, AFRICA 99999